Today as we were browsing the store for necessities, my little guy was rambling incessantly about all of the really important typical guy topics. On and on and on he talked about poop, toilet paper, sports and toys with nary a breath to be taken. As we were finishing our checkout process and leaving the store, he spotted a large colorful poster of the green M&M mascot standing next to a gigantic ice cream sandwich. Without so much as a comma in his stream of thought he relayed all his profound realizations on the matter.
"Hey I bet when M&M gets hungry he really doesn't even have dessert because he can just eat his self right Momma in fact I bet that's why dogs lick themselves probably because to them selves they taste good huh maybe if I get really really hungry enough and I lick myself I would taste good too...."
And then my concentration on his verbiage just waned. I got stuck on the humor of his wanting to try licking himself like a dog in order to enjoy a good snack. I really must learn to cook a little better.
Monday, April 09, 2007
The Deep Philosophical Thoughts of a Five-Year-Old
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4 comments:
-LOL- This one really cracked me up. I can just hear him saying that stuff. He is such an entertainer and so much fun. Can't wait to see ya'll again. Thanks for sharing - I really needed the laugh today. Love and Hugs, Mom/Grandma
That is so funny! Make sure you keep a diary of all of these posts so that when your kids are grown, you can blackmail them! This one will work for some good housework or something! He will go nuts when he gets older and you threaten to make that public for his friends to read :) LOL! Have a wonderful evening!
Oh my! Kids are so funny - what fun to follow his thought process!
That is so funny, it had me laughing. Kids can say the funniest things.
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