She Digs Him; He Digs....Something Else?

While this may be indicitive of our private family conversations, it is not something I normally allow our children to repeat publicly, just for the record. And yet here it is out in cyberspace, albeit for our own humor and memories. It's nothing BAD. I just didn't want to give the impression that we are ALL about potty humor and bodily functions.

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This evening just before leaving for dinner, my daughter came into the laundry room where my son and I were talking to present him with a small gift bag. She quickly ran out and giggles could be heard emanating from her bedroom where her friend was. My son opened the bag to find some candies and a note:

"Dalton is so handsum. I wont to marry Dalton."

Now while the idea of a girlfriend is still far from my son's mind right now, I DO think it rather stroked his ego just a little, judging by the awkward grin and the eye-roll.

A few minutes later in the car, he was complaining to his dad that having your sister's friend have a crush on you is just "gross." And I think his sister agreed - having your friend have a crush on your brother is no picnic in the park either.

Here was the hubby's advice: "Just wait until she is looking at you with those dreamy eyes and then reach in real good and pick out a booger."

Everyone: "Ewwwwww!"

"Well, I guarantee she won't like you anymore! Right, Babe?"

How did I get roped into endorsing this advice?! But he had a point. "Uh....YEAH!" (Duh!)

Who knew my husband had such a bag of tricks for repulsing women? But I love him.

Hey, what's that smell?