The first time I ever heard that phrase, I absolutely loved it! I must've rolled on the floor laughing for a good ten minutes. It's clever. And a little NAUGHTY. And now that the temperature on our patio thermometer displays only a single digit, I can actually justify using it! I know, that's too much like a kid in middle school. Giggling at any hint of a bathroom term he's been given permission to say. (POOP! FART! Hee hee hee hee.)
BUT I'M FEELING A LITTLE REBELLIOUS TODAY.
So I'm just going to add this while I'm at it -
$#!#$%*(_))&^^%$#@!!!@@!!!!!!!!!!
That's for the guy on the highway this morning who BUMPED THE BACK OF OUR CAR - ON PURPOSE! - and broke two OTHER laws while he was at it, JUST BECAUSE HE THINKS HE IS THE ONLY ONE ON THIS PLANET THE HIGHWAY WAS BUILT FOR!!!! Ugh! You don't know HOW HARD it was to refrain that until now, but I actually GAVE THOUGHT to the minor children in MY car. You started it, Buddy! I know you are, but what am I?
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Colder Than A Witches Tit In A Brass Bra!
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Well, aren't you naughty! hehehehe Talk about naughty the password I had to type in was undiesup. Get it? Undies up? bahahahahaha! Glad to see you posting again! I check in on you several times a week, just in case! Have a great day!
ooh, so naughty! Love the naughty you:)
Hey girl! It was nice to hear from you and I have to say, I enjoyed this post in a NAUGHTY way! You surprise me sometimes, Nicole, but I agree with MMM when I say I love that side of you!
LOL! I once heard a radio DJ say, "It's colder than a witch's tit outside. In fact, I saw a whole FLOCK of witches' tits fly over this morning."
Bahahahaha!
Blessings,
~Toni~
p.s. a guy in a tow truck with maybe two teeth once tried to run me off the road because I didn't move over to let him on the highway. See, it was just a lil' hard to move over, what with a FREAKIN' SEMI in the passing lane next to me and all. That tow truck guy looked JUST LIKE the Disney CARS character Tow-mater too. Oh yes he did!
I have not stopped by for awhile, but as usual your perspective on life makes me smile and nod and then die laughing!
Witches indeed....
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